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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 9:02pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 9:41pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 May, 2018 @ 12:11am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 2:33pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2018 @ 8:21am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 11:25am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:42am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 2:39pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 7:46am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 9:28am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 11:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 8:31pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 7:46am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2014 @ 11:50pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 7:07pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 4:53pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 6:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 9:02pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 6:37pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 10:12am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 9:49am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 7:38pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 8:06pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 1:04pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 8:30pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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