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zsebur 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm 
nahhh thats crazy
the voice inside marcus's head 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm 
ATTENTION ALL MEN: Be EXTREMELY careful you ONLY buy shower products FOR MEN.
I went to the store one time because I was out of my Men's 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, and shaving cream and wanted to take a shower. As I was in a hurry I didn't bother to check the label, I just grabbed it, paid, and ran. When I got home I turned on the shower, let the water run all over my body (but not on my ass, real men don't wash that) and began applying my new 5-in-1 lotion. Or so I thought. After I had done so I nearly fell to the ground as pain spread all throughout my body, pt 1
ILostMyHouseOnParlay 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31pm 
(normally as a real man I can handle pain yet this was somehow an exception). I looked down and my penis was completely gone, however my view was quickly obstructed as my pecs began to swell. I reached up to feel my chin only to realize all the hair in my beard had fallen out. My plans afterwards began to fade as I began to lose my extremely masculine interests. In a panic, I reached to turn off the water and jumped out to look in the mirror, however it must be broken as there was a woman staring back at me. It was in this moment that I grabbed the bottle and read the label:

For Women. pt 2
MattHoll85 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm 
stupid british person
Forceweaver 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:22am 
hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent