The single ones ignore me. The married ones try to talk to me. Like what the ♥♥♥♥. Y’all want a manly man that works his ass off and provides, yet you’re talking to other dudes about how your man is never home and doesn’t give you the amount of attention you expect. I’ll start going on dates when I’m in a relationship. ♥♥♥♥ this. Went on a date with a chick when I was recovering from a surgery and found out she had a boyfriend. Some dude hit me up because I was talking to his wife and asked if I was stupid. (I know who he was talking about and she told me she was single, divorced or separated, I can’t remember). I said apparently you’re the idiot because the chicks I try to talk to tell me they’re single. I don’t knowingly try to get to know married chicks. Like wtf.

+rep Gave good head

Is this how to make mustard gas?

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4.Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

-Rep Raided my base

dude why did you do this to us