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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
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Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
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Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs
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Abandoned By God

Encounter 100 Chairs
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The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
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Your Fate Is Sealed

Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
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Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
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I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
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Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

End 5 Encounters Badly
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It's Not You... No Wait, It Is

End 10 Encounters Badly
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Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
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Furniture Pervert

Launch ChairFucker 2 times
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Please, What Are You Doing

Launch Chairfucker 10 times
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Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
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Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
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Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
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Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
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Fucked A Chair

There's no going back
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Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
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Repeat Customer

Launch ChairFucker 5 times
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Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
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No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
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Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
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No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type
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Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
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Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
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Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
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Examination

The Chorus bears witness
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Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
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Catfished

Discovered the mimic
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Stop Worrying And Love The Chair

The End
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