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João Marcelo / DodGers / Dod /
Criciuma, Santa Catarina, Brazil
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Dorothy 🍼 30 Oct, 2019 @ 5:40pm 
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Glen Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

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[Peter is ordering from a fast food restaurant]
Peter: Yeah, I'd like 6, 000 chicken fagitas, please? Yeah, 6, 000 chicken fagitas.
Brian: And a "so-sage" McBiscuit, please?
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"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-- Albert Einstein

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The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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Canavex 16 Jan, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
{LINK REMOVED} 4 CS:GO CASES = 1 CS:GO KEY (tradecsgocases . net)
♕βAN€NF ®POOL 13 Jun, 2015 @ 6:19am 
chupa meu saco