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than the estimate the job will cost.
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Glen Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
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[Peter is ordering from a fast food restaurant]
Peter: Yeah, I'd like 6, 000 chicken fagitas, please? Yeah, 6, 000 chicken fagitas.
Brian: And a "so-sage" McBiscuit, please?
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"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
-- Albert Einstein
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The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
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