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want to hear about my mickey mouse watch that i put on specifically to masturbate?

well, every now and then i like to have what i call "mickey time." i put the watch on my non-jerking hand and stare directly at it as i crank my hog. during this time i say things out loud in mickey mouse's voice (currently selling ASMR tapes)--sometimes dirty things but sometimes just whatever pops into my head, e.g., "oh gosh, goofy hoohoo." when i finish i say "ohhhohhhh boy!" fairly loudly, to where my roommates can hear and they know what it means at this point. if i don't do this at least three times a week, i have very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up sexual dreams about mickey and friends, and they make me have unusually large nocturnal emissions that ruin my sheets

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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