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She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.

So me (3128m), my wife (5f) and my double barrel shotgun had sex last night. All was going well until I forgot to put my ♥♥♥♥ in and accidentally used my shotgun instead. She didn’t notice though but anyway the trigger was accidentally pulled and both bullets went straight through. She started screaming in pain and calling me a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for using my shotgun. I don’t think I did anything wrong though. So Reddit am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
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>NTA she prolly thought it was very kinky and hot. Women be like that they say no but they love it

Yeah I asked her about if she actually found it hot and kinky and she still refuses to talk to me so I think you’re right

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

You talking to me? Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was listening to my tunes with Spotify Premium. What was that? Yeah I have Spotify Premium. Sure, it's a monthly expense, but in my eyes (or ears) it outweighs the frustration of ads. Oh, sure, I could just deal with ads. But, you see, I simply don't have that kind of time. I come from a very prestigious upbringing, nothing the likes of you could understand. No offense, of course, ha ha! I jest. But nonetheless, I am simply swimming in currency and but a few coppers are a small price to pay to consume the media you simpletons refer to as "music". Furthermore, by paying money to Spotify, I support workers rights. I put food on families tables. I am basically the white Martin Luther King. Truly, you should be ashamed that you actually listen to advertisements.