Recent reviews by Agent Puncake

Still need more players, can we get some advert campaigns going?

big poggers of a game

latex legends

Well. What am I supposed to put here? It's a stick fight. Fight of sticks and stick figures. Go fight some sticks.

Too grim, too dark, too edgy.

Yeah, pretty good.

The developers broke their promise of no microtransactions during EA, and therefore are unable to be trusted and this is a cash-grabbing move-

Stop. Shush.

Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you care? Are you gonna take a look at the bright yellow jacket and say "Yep, I need that"?

Just buy the game and spend, like, thirty cents on a pair of camo pants. That's it. It's you and your skills, and not you and your keys that win the game. Brow shirt + white pants work just as well as black jacket + miniskirt.

Don't listen to the ungrateful pricks, just be happy you can get this game and play it in its prime times.

Oh, also, be glad that this game hasn't turned into the Culling or KotK. Yet.

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS THING SO GOOD I'VE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE BUT IMMA DEVOTE MY LIFE TO WALLPAPER ENGINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seriously though, too much Hentai/Ecchi/whatever. You'd have to look hard (or use the search function) to finds ones you like. Unless you like that anime stuff, then be my guest.

Might not be playing this game all the time, but this is definitely a better alternative to killing time than stupid Reddit posts.

Right, I won't bullsh*t you about how I "hated soccer games and car games and loved soccer-car game" (although it was true). The only downside to this game is that it is extremely hard for you as a beginner. I'm still struggling with goalie and aerial for me is but a distant dream. BUT, you can play single player or play the tutorials on different occupations (goalie, striker, mid-field, etc.)
One word: GET THE GAME IT IS SO GUD

cool game fam