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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading
♥♥♥ manuals without the software.
- Arthur C Clarke
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Peter: Brian, tape this for me.
Brian: Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football. [Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape]
FBI Agent: Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?
Peter: Just ABC. [FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]
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The man she had was kind and clean
And well enough for every day,
But oh, dear friends, you should have seen
The one that got away.
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"
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If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a
guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals"
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I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.
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