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Your momma's p**sy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two ♥♥♥♥♥ and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of ♥♥♥♥.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.

Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.

Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo momma's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo momma's like a fan, she's always blowing someone.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

Yo momma's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.

Yo momma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Yo momma's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop, ♥♥♥♥♥ fly in and out all day.

You’re momma's like a bad movie, the acting’s terrible, the effects are all over the place, and she bombs at the box and the office.

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