Do you think I'm bad? Then read this story!

Once upon a time, Duzz was a Counter-Strike ninja who could bunny-jump like a gazelle and throw flashbangs at teammates like champion. But one day, he realized that his reflexes were slower than the loading screen in Windows 95. So, he hung up his gamer mouse and found out that real life had better graphics and more realistic sound effects. Something you should probably do if you're sitting and reading this text. Freak...