WHERE ARE YOUUUUU AND IM SO SORRY I CANNO SLEEP I CANNOT DREAM TONIIIIIGHT

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The listing follows:

- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 6x IrnBru flavoured sex-lube 500ml $16.95
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Total payment: $187.31

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Hi, this is an admin from the pony roleplay minecraft server that you play daily. We have received your donation of $1000, but are unable to fulfill your request for a "horse skin with a 35 inch ♥♥♥♥." We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause. Keep clopping on!

i hate your displayed achievements by the way

+rep If gay sex doesn’t make you gay, then furry sex doesn’t make you a furry. Sometimes it’s just about whatever hole happens to be readily available to you.

I’m not gay or a furry, but you better believe that if Sly Cooper got arrested for thieving and I shared a jail cell with him, I’d be clapping those raccoon cheeks like no ones business.

Prove me wrong, you cowards.