I'm torn. Honestly. Never before have I played something so infuriating, something that brings such feelings of unbridled HATRED. In the achievement hunt I encountered 5 puzzles of varying difficulty, easy jigsaw style puzzles, a low effort luck of the draw Scissors Paper Rock spam fest, a fruit catcher inspired game, a busted Pacman clone. And the one. Furry Cutter...

Furry cutter is the epitome of everything that is wrong with this world, and has awakened an unbeknownst rage, ancient and swirling. I'm an avid Qix enjoyer, these types of mini games are my jam. Furry Cutter is NOT my jam. with 5 little bouncing furry heads this minigame is almost impossibe, it's like climbing Mt. Everest alone while naked, and your co workers and ex are there pushing you around and making life hard. The ex of course is the MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANDA. ♥♥♥♥ I HATE THAT PANDA. EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG IT WAS HIM. BE IT COMING OUT OF NOWHERE OR BOUNCING OFF HIS OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCHLONG IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THE PANDA WOULD WITHOUT FAIL, ♥♥♥♥ YOU. Every time, you're right at the end, you're almost there, you've almost won, and THERE HE IS. He just COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, BENDS YOU OVER, AND SKULL ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU.

Really, I know what you're thinking. "It can't be that hard". Well ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ your thoughts on the matter, ♥♥♥♥ off. I, ZOOMED, through the entirety of this game, the final level of Furry Cutter with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANDA, took over 2 AND A HALF OURS. TWO AND A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HALF. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you think you can do better be my guest, I'd like to see how you go about it. ♥♥♥♥ you and your "mightier than thou" mentality, I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up!

No, actually, scratch that, the panda will ♥♥♥♥ you up, he'll make you his ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ off.

You know, it's real ironic, the final level in Furry Cutter is called "striptease". The funny part is YOU NEVER GET TO SEE ANY OF THE SHARK BABE, BECAUSE THE PANDA IS TOO BUSY SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO THE WALL. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANDA. You'll get a tiny little peak at her frisky smile, then the panda be like *FWRRRRRM* out of nowhere, AND SHOVES HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ STRAIGHT IN YOU. "Ooooh, is that a nipple? NOPE. IT'S THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANDA. ON HIS WAY TO YOUR DOOR STEP TO ♥♥♥♥ YOU, YOUR WIFE, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR DOG, YOUR NEIGHBOUR, AND THE NEIGHBOUR THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR WIFE. ♥♥♥♥ off, this panda is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I've never hated a fictional character this much. If pandas ever go extinct then you know who the ♥♥♥♥ killed them.