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🌳 * 🍖 * 👾 * 😺 * 🐳 * 🎈 * ⚡ * 🚙 * 🌽 * 🐠 * 👽 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 🍧 * 🥞
ㅤ* I'll procrastinate later.
ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do.
"I can do anything" says Pete.
"Can you make tea?" asks the foreman.
"Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea."
"Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman,
"Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself.
"Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"
📀 * 🔋 * 🎫 * 📕 * 💄 * 💚 * 💙 * 👑 * 🌋 * 👔 * 💛 * 🥒 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 🚘
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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