Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!
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Peter: Ah, Los Angeles! Everything's big, everything's grand, and they always say something witty right before the commercial break. [Peter looks confused. Five beats, then CUT TO COMMERCIAL]
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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
-- Bob Dylan
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Mal: "You're servicing crew now?"

Inara: "In your lonely and pathetic dreams."
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Zoe: "Nobody flies like my mister."
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They can always run stderr through uniq. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199704012331.PAA16535@wall.org>
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"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin
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Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
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Could this be the best day of my life?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
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