Bigfoot's Cousin "Big Marty"
 
 
It was late one evening. After returning from work, you eat dinner and take a shower. You brush and floss your teeth. After sleeping for a few hours, you are startled awake by metal trash cans being knocked over outside. The bizarre sound of scraping reverberates throughout your dwelling. Alarmed and unwilling to jeopardize your family and hard work, you venture outside. What is that odd rustling in the bushes? What is that strange odor emerging from the night? What is the origin of that hairball blowing gently down the dimly lit street? The mind reels as you take a trembling step forward, but before your foot can touch the pavement - BAM WOOKIE ATTACK!!!
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