How to piss off as many Redditors as possible in one comment

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I know how to control the karma, but im not saying :)

I'TS MY CAKE DAY! Can I get an upvote? 🤞😂

Reddit is stealing everything from 9GAG and Facebook :/

God EXISTS, and his plan is unknown!

Old Star Wars? Pff that thing SUCKS! New Star Wars gang rise up! Disney is amazing 😩😩

Keanu Reever SUCKS!!!

EDIT: OH ME GOOSH DIDNT EXPECT SO MUCH LOVE THANK YOUU

EDIT 2: WOAH SILVER HOLY RHIS IS TAKING OFF THANK YOU

EDIT 3: GOLD!?!?!? YALLS TOO NICE

EDIT 4: THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS

EDIT 5: OMG RIP MY INBOX

I just drone struck your village.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:

You acting like a Cringe Lord and threatening me.
You thinking u can stop me from doing ur mum.
You commenting on my steam profile without permission from me.

Am I banned from life?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing Cringe against me in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.


How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.

Lots of Love

Ding! Hope you have a great week!