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-- Gloria Steinem
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I have accepted Provolone into my life!
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Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."
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If you aren't rich you should always look useful.
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise.
-- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
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Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
-- Moms Mabley
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Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
-- Johnny Hart
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Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!
Mulder: That's my name, isn't it?
"The X-Files: Oubliette"
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You will not censor me through bug terrorism.
-- James Troup
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Whatever became of eternal truth?
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