The 4% Goat


The Battle of Dundum Castle took place in 160206 between the forces of the A-Team, 18 Salamanders under the Great and Holy Stirmisters who ruled over Dundum, on the other side was Rapscallion the 2nd, Rapscallion decided he would fight to acquire the Holy relic known only as The Iguana Stick. This relic was rumoured to allow the holder to have command over the 18 Salamanders, but an ancient legend will lead you to believe it has incredible power to make the wielder immortal but whether this is true or not, we'll never know. Rapscallion the 2nd believed in this legend and took it upon himself to conquer Dundum and take this relic as his own, unfortunately with the A-Team, 18 Salamanders on the battlements he did not make it far and died shortly after the battle commenced. The legend of Dundum Castle lives on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZht6Sbd92c&t=2s