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It was very yomi. mmmmm

See Louis Rossman's videos for example of EULA ROOFIE behavior

Im not going to type out all the paragraphs you wont read about how it's a rapist mentality
But thats why Helldivers is where it is right now.

When thinking about what that Defeng Tester AC said, I think im really starting to get it.

Yes... the red guns COULD use that AC
yes... I AM taking your job after I kick your AC through a helicopter
I understand wanting a call sign... Being an AC Pilot is AWSOME
Its the best thing you can be on Rubicon!

I know we are all dogs but most of us are good boys.

Unlocks Gold Skins
Unlocks ability to spit on players.
Unlocks achievement after spitting on players who don't have the DLC.



♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ based.

This is so good they should make a second one.

I must be dreaming, right? There is no way this game ACTUALLY exists.

If I wake up tomorrow, and this review is still on my account, then this wasn't a dream.

4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gigs, a good Show-Dont-Tell Story, rays a 1050 can trace, HDR support, Voxel Destruction, every gimmicky movement tech from the past decade integrated together seamlessly with the inclusion of slowmo and unlocked Y axis camera, and taking the GOOD parts of: N+, Super Hot, Titanfall, Mirrors edge, Orange Door, FEAR, Crisis, Matrix, Metroid Prime, Double Action Boogaloo, AND ♥♥♥♥♥ AMEN BREAK SAMPLES.
Im literally shaking.

And the fact the game's main mechanic is to do stunts in order to maintain constant i-frames means the game's OneShot mode actually has a purpose and thats the cherry on top.
That OneShot mode! MOLTEN STEEL!
Ive been doing nothing but playing that and its the most ive ever shaked. Every decision from kicking the ground for a corkscrewing double backflip, adding every little bit of momentum and stunt-frames I can. One more dodge. One more inch of sliding. Anything I can do to get under this table, around this next pillar, and onto the wall across the room that is crumbling around me.
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GAME. THIS IS THE ADRENALINE I NEEDED.
AND THE ENDORPHINES RELEASED ON LEVEL COMPLETION BEATS MY FIRST TIME GETTING LAID.

I just kicked a gun up into the air and caught it, did a vertical walrun, did a half backflip, and cleared the room. What the actual ♥♥♥♥.

IT EVEN HAS A LEVEL EDITOR?! OH MY GOD!


There is no way this game is real.
Im telling ya.
This is that game that you see in your dreams and wake up pissed because it isn't real.

I'm gonna wake up and be that guy tomorrow aren't I?
There's no way
I'm trippin'
this review didn't happen either did it?
Im gonna be so pissed wishing this game was real and that everything I just experienced was a dream.

It has crouching.

SL is dead.

"Alright, Rex, we need to talk about your tactics"

*Aroo?* *head tilt*

(Bro i cant. ;w;)
"Never mind, ol' boy. You are doing just fine"

*pets*

City 17 is what people actually mean when they describe something as Orwellian

They dont know what Orwellian is. They never read 1984

Niether did I

We were describing City 17 the entire time.

WE DID IT MISTER CALHOUN!