Heyo Jacobsox! you have Portal 2 giftable copy in your inventory. Do you trade it or something? Added you to discuss a trade

Wassup Jacob You have Portal 2 steam gift in your inventory. I really want this game, so I added you to discuss

You know I remember the good ol' days. We used to be as close as close could be. Every night we would cuddle close while watching reruns of the power puff girls and make sweet love later. What happened to those days? Your radiant smile, your smooth skin, and your eyes. God I ♥♥♥♥♥' loved your eyes. Now I spend my loney nights jerking off to a picture of your face photoshopped onto a honey badger (I'm going through a phase ok?). I want to see you, to feel you, to love you. I want you to pick me up, slam me against the counter and ♥♥♥♥ my brains out. I want the neighbors to call the cops from me screaming so loud. I want you to explore parts of my body I never knew I had, because I love you, and you are my sun. My everything. Without you I am nothing. Come my Romeo.

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