I was born in Pakistan as a little arab. My goal in life was to become a suicide bomber, but i was simply too stupid to become one. Dad threw me out and say i should die, i cried for several years after returning, noticing my family had been bombed by Americans. I moved to a country called Germany, where i became a nazi jew, as a nazi jew i was killing my own kind. Hitler didn't expect it

I shot and killed Hitler making it look like a suicide. After the end of war i moved to a country called Sweden where i meet my love Samirah. We lived happly married and got our selfs 9 suicide bombers, Oh sorry i mean children which later died by commiting suicide into world trade center by hijacking 2 planes and flying into the tower. Then i moved to a small villiage where i became a kebab svarvare. I'm now a kebab svarvare for almost 29 years i make only 10kr a month. I'm happy with my salary. I am currently holding 360 people as hostage i placed several suicide vest on some of them.

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Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself for playing silver in competitive mode with 10 lvl faceit.

lets play :)