Penises are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

cutie pie Jane

RIP, she was a real one sacrificing herself for a nick cage to escape.

smells like old milk

Hi gay. This Pride Month We're sashaying away with DEALS. If you can prove that you're gay we'll let you have you a 2 for 1 candle special. And if you do mouth stuff you'll get a discount. We Love gay. Since three months ago. Wouldn't a candle be great for Gay stuff, or like Hanging out?

HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👩🏾🦱 in YOUR AREA 🗺 are playing ⏯ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨🏻 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 🥵 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👩🏻 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱 your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧🏻 and JANE ROMERO 💁🏻♀️ will suck 🌬 your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the killer shack 🔪🏠 Share with TEN friends 👨👩👦👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨👩👧👦 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃🏻 and BLOW 🌬 another survivors GEN 💡 before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)!