Gazooks good samaritan!
Despite the fact that we are currently inter-twined in a physical altercation, I cannot withstand the experience of seeing you in such a distressed arrangement without projecting my concerns.
I humbly request that you remain in your stationary position. I shall come to you and examine your blemishes myself. For pity and remorse flow through my conscience as they eat away at my insides.
Now that I have arrived I only have but a single inquiry for you...

Is your current bodily status satisfactory by your own standards?
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Ha-Zah! Terrence Bogard you have out done yourself!
Silly fool, I was under the influence of nary a single mirror neuron, instead the intention of my words have been traced with sarcasm all along! I shall proceed to unleash my most powerful strike now that I am up close!

Going for this was quite the risk since you could have easily counter-acted before hand, but to quote Heath Ledger, the astonishing actor who is most widely known for his performance as "The Joker" in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" released in theaters on July the 18th, 2008, "If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don't grow".

So I thank you my combatant, I've become a better person today. And I hope that this loss will only motivate you to train harder, so could perhaps best me in a rematch, I know that I will happily accept!

Sporadic series of movements Canis lupus!