Your profile picture looks like quite the scrumptious big specimen ;) if you would please do me the honor of sitting on my face I would experience tranquility. i beg of thee queen

My boyfriend told me 3 weeks ago that he has decided to convert to a "beanatarian" diet. He told me he will from now only only eat different types of beans. I thought he was joking at first but I have literally seen him eat nothing but beans and multivitamins every day for 3 weeks.

He insists that "Almost all nutrients can be derived from beans", and he takes 2 multivitamins a day "just in case".

I can't believe he thinks this is healthy. We have two cabinets that have been completely overtaken by different types of canned beans. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner he eats beans. Sometimes he just eats them without heating, sometimes he fries them in a pan, sometimes he boils them, sometimes he bakes them, sometimes he tries to make refried beans. He will add spices and sometimes a hot sauce but otherwise he has eaten no other food.

Now, ive had to say this a few times now…but this. Is the final time I will say this. SHUT UP…about my head! It is normal it is a nice, head it does NOT look, like a sodding tic tac. I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with here. Look at how tall I am. Six foot five, I'm like a beast. You don’t want to be mocking me I tell ya. And you idiots, all of ya mocking me you look like spazoids, one of ya looks like a jacket potato with glasses on his head...you know… I'm not the kind of person you want to be messing with. I don’t like, cats. I don’t think kittens and puppy dogs are cute in fact I think all cats are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if i'm honest with ya. When I see em in my garden I'm not cooing over them I run out there and “AHHHH”. Scare em away. So you want to think carefully before mocking me again because I'm taking names down and I will shame you all in a video I will…you wouldn’t be saying this if you were standing in front of me you'd be cowering.

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUTT >:^(