PussyDestroyer69
Bart   Utrecht, Netherlands
 
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Garen. His playstyle is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of the undying most of the Decisive Strikes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Garen's Courage, which is deftly woven into his champion quotes and jokes - his personal philosophy draws heavily Demacian literature, for instance. The Garen mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the lore, to realize that they're not just righteous - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Garen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the great line Garen yells as he ults, "DEMACIA!!!," which itself is a cryptic reference to the country he is sworn to protect. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Darius mains scratching their heads in confusion as Riot Ezreal's genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Demacia tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the fair maidens' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 CS of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Kyzerii 26 JUN 2021 a las 1:20 
-Rep After a good game of CSGO, I added this pleb because I thought that he had a tight ass. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends with benefits. Lots of toying around, lots of erotic pictures and most importantly true passion. He invited me to his house for a 'CSGO lan party', I knew he wanted me to come over to shine my knob. I was so excited to meeting him in real life. When I arrived at his house I pushed him against the wall and nibbled his ear, he felt my girthy schlong pushing against his leg. He then punched me and one tapped me. Turns out that he wasn't gay. Don't trust this tease.
Nero 7 OCT 2020 a las 13:56 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.