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How to Make a brew for uncultured Scum .
1. Run the tap a little so the water’s nicely aerated, and only boil it once to keep the oxygen level up. Oxygen in water helps flavour!

2.Pop a tea bag into your mug, pour over the hot water and stir briefly.

3. Tea needs time to unlock all its flavour, so give it 4-5 minutes to do its thing. This is a perfect time to munch a sneaky biscuit or a quick bosh in the corner of your parents room.

4. Before removing the tea bag, gently squidge it against the side of the mug. Just the once, mind – if you really mash it, it'll taste bitter and ♥♥♥♥ .

5. We like a splash of semi-skimmed or whole milk, but don't put ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skimmed milk in or lemon or ill come to your house and steal your fridge and children .