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🔝 Mouse: The Almighty Cheese Grabber 9000
🔝 Keyboard: Rainbow Unicorn SparkleBoard Pro
🔝 Mat: Warp Speed Galaxy Carpet
🔝 Headset: Quantum Bass Blaster 3000
💻 Personal computer - The Quantum Fluxinator
🔝 Quantum Processor 9001
🔝 Hyper Blaster RAM 32GB ● 14-20-14-30
🔝 Motherboard: Galactic Mastermind 5000
🔝 Graphics: Nebula Burst GTX 9999
🔝 Warp Drive SSD ● 1TB
🔝 Light-speed HDD ● 5000GB
🔝 Cosmic Energy Supply
🔝 Cosmic Capsule Tower Case
🔲 Monitor: Time-Traveler's Window 3000 ● 2000hz
🎮 Counter-Strike: Global Randomness
🔝 Resolution: Quantum Leap 7777x6666
🔝 Graphics settings: Quantum Flux
🔝 Sensitivity: ∞ ● Mind Control Input 1 ● DPI: Infinity ● USB Rate: Warp Speed
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