+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I just drone struck your village.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:

You acting like a Cringe Lord and threatening me.
You thinking u can stop me from doing ur mum.
You commenting on my steam profile without permission from me.

Am I banned from life?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing Cringe against me in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.


How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

balls x2

balls

boom you just got a subscriber