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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:07am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 2:45pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 3:04pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 9:29am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:30am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:27am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:38am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:02am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:30am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:34am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:04am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:21am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:11am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:41am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:07am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 7:31am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 7:18am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:03am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:03am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 6:42am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 7:50am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 7:54am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:34am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:53am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 7:02pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 7:03pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:59am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:58am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 6:50am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 7:33am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 10:28am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 May, 2021 @ 7:31am