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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 10:29am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 5:57am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 5:32am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 5:04am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 10:24pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 5:22am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 4:19am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:46am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2015 @ 6:57am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:34am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 1:28am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:19am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 10:24pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 2:26am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 5:08am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 5:15am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:51am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 6:17am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 5:28am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:13am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:41am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 2:28am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:13am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:43am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 6:20am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 3:31am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 4:26am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 2:45am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 3:41am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 3:44am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 10:17pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 3:36am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 6:22am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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