Welcome to my Profile!
Why hello! I guess I should have an inspirational quote in here, shouldn't I...

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
- Margaret Mead

CURRENTLY FOR SALE/TRADE :

•Cashed out. Probably cashing in soon.


Okay, a little about me!!

Name: Persian Soul #$wag
Sex: Yes please
I'm a official PriceChecker and borker of ChaosTheSlayer himself
Which Items I PC :
Ruby/Sapphires , Dopplers and CaseHarden Skins (no souv.)
Fav. team: Mousesports
Skills:
- Great for morale, when someone cries I be sympathetic and ♥♥♥♥
- I have amazing accuracy, I once killed a beetle from 3.7 kilometres with nothing but a bb gun and a pair of socks
- I'm ridiculously smart, I once solved a Rubik's Cube. Take that. ^^

Now, who am I really?

My name is Persian Soul #$wag, I am just a guy that plays games, and have done since I was 5. It all started with New Super Mario Bros. for the DS, then it went backwards. I now collect old game consoles and games, as well as try and play most of the new releases. If you want to add me, leave a comment on my profile, and I'll consider it!

Will you trade with me?

Of course! I have a pretty decent Counter-Strike inventory, a mediocre TF2 one, and bits and boobs from other games. Send offers ! Offer link on my profil info

Was that a typo in the last section?

No, I have plenty of bits and boobs.

Can I have your Knife/Skin/Body?

Trade Offer m8, I don't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If I could I would, but unfortunately I don't have the money to finance other peoples inventories.
And on the topic of a good body, you need to be determined, and have lots of willpower. Like once this really attractive girl told me I'd have to advertise some cleaning product if we had sex. But my willpower was strong, as was my body, as is Ajax: Spray and Wipe, for easy stain removal, everytime!

I want to play a game with you. How can I do that?

Easy! I'm happy to play most multiplayer games with friends, but remember that I do have a life outside of Steam, unfortunately. Also, my WiFi is pretty bad, so don't take it personally if I can't play!


You sure do a lot of guessing!

I guess

That wasn't a question.

I guess

You're really hot. Can I date you?

Look, let's keep it professional.

What's your favourite game?

Now, that's tough. I obviously have a lot of hours in Counter Strike, but I have nearly as many in Pokémon, and one of my favourite games of all time is Psychonauts, and Borderlands 2 because of the memories, and Rainbow Six because the books are great and so are the games, and...

Have you received any special awards or recognition?

I once won a $10 McDonald's voucher, does that count?

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

What is that, sex with a cat? If so, then... no?

You don't know what a felony is?

Nope, but I don't even photosynthesis

That wasn't the right way to use that word, would you like a Thesaurus?

Is that a type of Dinosaur?

Look, just get a dictionary and work your way up.

Work my way up a dinosaur? Isn't rape ille-

OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. What would you say is your favourite level from a game?

Easy. 'The Milkman Conspiracy' from Psychonauts.
Why?
Who is the Milkman?
Well, you see...
They got Freddy. Poor Freddy. He was such a good secret agent. I mean assassin.
Hello fellow road crew worker. Welcome to the road crew.
Helicopters can go up and down. Helicopters move sideways too, but not as fast as planes.
The cemetery is filled with dead people.
Although I often smell of excrement, I should not be discriminated against as I provide a valuable service.
Plants need water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water.

How many pairs of underwear do you wear a day?

Well, sorry to disappoint the ladies/gentlemen/cats/other, but I don't go full commando.

In fact, I love golf, so I always wear two pairs.

Sorry, how is that relevant, and why?

IN CASE I GET A HOLE IN ONE AYY

Did you seriously just set yourself up for a joke.

Yes, and I'm not even ashamed.

Anyway... What's your most proud gaming collection?

I HAVE EVERY VIVILLON IN POKÉMON X INCLUDING THE RARE EVENT ONES, TAKE THAT! HOW COOL AM I?!

But like, you're really hot, and you have a Vivillon collection?! Are you sure I can't date you???

Look, if you really want my Vivillon collection, you'd take it anywhere.

...I was talking about your Pokémon collection, not your di-

Of course, what else could you have been talking about?

WELL THIS IS AWKWARD MOVING ON

No, stop, what did you think I mea-

Are you really having conversations with yourself on your Steam profile...

Are you really still here reading this...

Whose your favourite and least favourite Rainbow Six Siege Operator?

Fuze for attackers, because AK OP, I'm not sure about defenders.
Least favourite is definitely Thatcher, not because he's bad or anything, but I keep having nightmares about Margaret Thatcher in a gas mask.

HAHA 21 GAMES, WHAT A SCRUB

You may laugh at my Steam Profile.

But I will laugh at your funeral.


Okay, you're weird, I'm leaving now.

I don't blame you. thanks for reading this, I guess. I don't know why you would, but OK
--------MY EQUIPMENT--------

Headset: Steelseries Siberia V3
Mouse: Steelseries Kana V2
Keyboard: Speedlink Parthica Multicolour
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| steamname: Pure Soul #Swag |
| steam3ID:U:1:169350517 |
| steamID32: STEAM_0:1:84675258 |
| steamID64: http://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198129616245 |

~Persian Soul #Swag