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ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
ㅤ* The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!
ㅤ* Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Chams
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
⠀└⠀✅Rage

hax +rep

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay and I punched him. That was our first intimate moment and it only got better. I have never been more in love than I am right now.

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

+rep This guy makes my back pain lmao quite heavy to carry

i have 2 ♥♥♥♥, wanna play?

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Chams
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
⠀└⠀✅Rage

hax +rep

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Nice try hahahaa

+rep good stuff right there

+rep gay :D

+rep friendly as fk :D