I'm Tim Cheese. The killer of John Pork. This is my story.

That day, I snuck up behind him. You think you know what happened. You don’t. John Pork was never supposed to be here. He thought he was untouchable, like some kind of legend. But legends? They fade. All it took was a message. One message. And just like that, he walked right into my sights. I pulled the trigger. One shot. One legend erased.

You still don’t get it, do you? John Pork wasn’t just some pig. He was a problem. And John? He was just the start. Pengu, Marvin, Agent 5.5—they’re next.

Simon Claw. There was a time I would’ve picked him up. Poor Simon. I didn’t save you because I cared. I saved you because I needed a weapon. You thought we were brothers. I just needed a monster, and you were perfect. That’s all you ever were to me, Simon—a tool. But now? Now you’re pathetic. Weak. I don’t keep weakness around.

Marvin Beak thought it was over. Thought the fire would be the end. But I’m what comes after the fire. I felt his fear. The silence. The way his skin crawled. He knows he’s not alone. What you did, Marvin, wasn’t a mistake. It was a death wish. And I want the truth. No games. No lies. I asked him one question. Did Agent 5.5 really bring John Pork back? He said yes.