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Don't even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"
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In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.
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The more the merrier.
-- John Heywood
🤤
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down
by the seashore.
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Operative: "I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening
you. I'm unarmed."
Mal: "Good." (draws and fires; operative falls to the ground, but comes back
up fighting)
Operative: "I am of course wearing full body armor. I am not a moron."
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The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
-- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike
[If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
Memory". Ed.]
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Если он у вас -игра (: