Recent reviews by Thunderous Ass Claps

played this game. snapped my granny's neck. top notch

made one of my friends become a hermit with this game. what else could you ask for?

Amazing. wonderful. inspiring. jaw dropping. makes me wish i was able to actually play it. but hey, the song is cool.

whats not to love about being on everyones hit list. makes me feel like sean murray.

got my grandad to play this game. he had a heart attack. never laughed so hard. 11/8

The shining skin of the baby in this game glows more brightly than my future. game may contain graphic images of dissapointment.

Magnificent... just beautiful... makes me cry tears of joy as i smash my face through the keyboard in burning hot rage.
it got dat trap, dat land, and guess what hombres?!!... IT GOT DAT BLUD YO!!!

WHAT A HEIST!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!!!!
The tiger, the emerld, the unexpected fire on the mansion grounds and the super menacing dr Langeskov, awesome!

But... I did realise a few bugs with the game.. when I decided to use the mansion's elevator, I swear I heard some poeople talking, oh! and the only reason i haad to take the elevator is because i got blocked by some bloody lasers