angry boi

Met this guy on CS back in 2014. Dude was cracked. Peaking mid with AWP was a mistake when this guy was on the other team. But. He always made weird dog related jokes. I never took them too seriously and thought he was just an edgy kinda guy. That is, until I met him during Covid in 2020. I visited him at his step mom's pad in North Carolina. They have three dogs and all of them were fully gaped. I couldn't believe my eyes. These dogs' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ were hanging out of their "socket" for lack of a better term. I asked him what was wrong with his dogs. He said "why do you act like you don't know?" Then it hit me. Every sarcastic joke, remark, comment, mention and declaration of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his dogs was true. He told me he was lonely, that shutting down the country was ruining his sex life, he needed to get off.

I called the police. A Chapel Hill Police K-9 unit arrived shortly after. You'll never guess what this guy did next.

hes a grumpy little dwarf, cries a lot

started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3 rounds in and started crying wah wah wah

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