My Daily Routine




2:00am - Wake up

2:05am - Cold shower

2:15am - Breakfast, almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 80mg adderall XR

2:30am - Begin workout, incline bench 2 plates, 12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup

2:45am - Edging, 4hrs (for discipline)

6:45am - Cold shower

7:00am - Begin sprint to work

8:00am - Arrive at work

8:05am - Get called into boss' office

8:06am - Get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behavior"

8:10am - Sprint back home

9:10am - Lunch; raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion), 80mg of adderall XR

9:15am - Edging (as punishment)

3:00pm - Bed time

Embraces the sawed-off and r8 combo.

signed by the SoyFragger, now stop begging

+rep good tr8r