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Masvingo, Zimbabwe
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Tard Dog 5 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm 
♥♥♥ as a substance to lubricate your pulsating anus should be more publicly advertised
Tard Dog 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am 
"Hey mr.k i have a question" said spongebob "Lay it on me lad" mr.krabs responded, "um...how big is a ♥♥♥♥ supposed to be?" asked spongeob. Mr.krabs responded, "whip it out boyo, it can't be that bad-SWEET NEPTUNE...IT'S HUMONGOUS!", mr.krabs laches onto spongebobs peepee and starts sucking on it like a lolipop. "mr.krabs if you do that i'll ♥♥♥" replied spongebob. "but spongebob, your peepee taste just like my fathers used to...before he passed away, oh well,back to sucking" mr, krabs said, mr.krabs started sucking on it harder until he blindfolded spongebob and put him on a chair, and with a smooth voice said, "spongebob, don't worry, this will only take a minute", spongebob panicked and replied "MR.KRABS I DON'T WANT YOUR HAIRY CRAB ASS TOUCHING AN INCH OF MY DONG!", "too late" said mr.krabs, the force of mr.krabs ass made spongebob so horny that he came all inside mr.krabs ass and later sold it to customers as soup
Tard Dog 5 May, 2021 @ 1:38am 
"Hey mr.k i have a question" said spongebob "Lay it on me lad" mr.krabs responded, "um...how big is a ♥♥♥♥ supposed to be?" asked spongeob. Mr.krabs responded, "whip it out boyo, it can't be that bad-SWEET NEPTUNE...IT'S HUMONGOUS!", mr.krabs laches onto spongebobs peepee and starts sucking on it like a lolipop. "mr.krabs if you do that i'll ♥♥♥" replied spongebob. "but spongebob, your peepee taste just like my fathers used to...before he passed away, oh well,back to sucking" mr, krabs said, mr.krabs started sucking on it harder until he blindfolded spongebob and put him on a chair, and with a smooth voice said, "spongebob, don't worry, this will only take a minute", spongebob panicked and replied "MR.KRABS I DON'T WANT YOUR HAIRY CRAB ASS TOUCHING AN INCH OF MY DONG!", "too late" said mr.krabs, the force of mr.krabs ass made spongebob so horny that he came all inside mr.krabs ass and later sold it to customers as soup
Tard Dog 4 May, 2021 @ 12:43am 
The harmful and dangerous notion that children cannot benefit from having sex with adults is itself assymetrical and abusive in nature. Why would anyone be harmed by nonviolent, noncoercive sexual intimacy? You have to think sex is really bad to believe its harmful.
Tard Dog 23 Feb, 2021 @ 11:49pm 
im taking a massive dump thinking of ur massive schlong and how i feell ike im getting absgolutely anally destroyed by it right now WOWZA xd c
Tard Dog 14 Oct, 2020 @ 10:47pm 
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "o v e r w a t c h" P L E A S E POST CC INFO A N D S O C I A L S E C U R I T Y N U M B E R. T A N K Y U.