I sexually Identify as a Maymalays. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over /r9k/ dropping wet sticky tears on disgusting ROBOTS. People say to me that being May is idiotic and I need to stop crying but I don't care, I'm a babby mammoth. I'm having Todd Howard's ♥♥♥♥ permantly installed in my ass, buying a Mega-Frogposter-9000 computer to ♥♥♥♥ post and becoming part of the Dark Souls defense force. From now on I want you guys to call me "Pepe" and respect my right to ♥♥♥ into my own hand needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a faggophobe and need to check your :^)-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.