Was stopped at a red light when what looked like a big booty lady walked up to my window, it was this mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dressed like kim kardashian saying he's the serial glizzy gobbler -1000/10 i cant sleep anymore

Asked me over for a foot ball game and food , ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got drunk used the necronomicon spell on me and twisted my ♥♥♥♥ into a pretzel and now girls ask me if I brought melted butter and parm cheese -4/ 10 it’s like pissing through a silly straw

-1/10 boi said he could resurrect my dead grandma so i could see her only last time, home boi just took her bones to make bone meal. counterfeit necromancer don't ask for his services on craigslist.

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