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Wow! I like how many games you own!

WOW SHINY PROFILE

You're a popular guy.

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Female
2. Age 16-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)
4. Willing to do as I as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split to bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job
14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

loser

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(why did you delete all of my masterpieces?)

Why does nobody comment on your profile except Jackson

One of the best CS:GO players in the North American pro scene.

you dont have any comments on your profile