So, one day I was in a federal prison playing Minecraft on my Nintendo PSP™ . and then all of the sudden I spilled my Tropical Punch Kool- Aid™ on my skirt, I looked all over for a stain pen but there was none in sight. BUT, suddenly, a giant hole blew through my cell wall and in rushed Billy Mays! He rushed at me and speared me to the ground, he then rubbed my crotch area as hard as he could with his Oxy Clean™ stain pen. After about 6 hours I awoke. and all I saw was a buff, bearded man walking away in the distance. When I looked down there was no Kool-Aid™ stain on my skirt. And I heard a faint cry come from the distance."KABOOM AND THE TOUGH STAINS ARE GONE"!... And that... was the time I met Billy Mays.

Ya ol Turnip

Cole- Leader of the AFK Gamers republic. Leaving games open to get gained experience while afk since 2015

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