The Feminine Urge To Play Pyro
 
 
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway." And here we are...
I mean really, just absolutely destroy me.
I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me.
I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me
your little "peepee pisspiss boy."
I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up.
I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥.
Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥.
I want it to get embarrassing.
I mean like... weirdly embarrassing
Unsanitary, too.
We should be entirely different people,
by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. :BlueHappy:
Ma'am...
Please...
You have to crush me.
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Show the world how you really feel with 5 hand painted expressions! Includes 5 styles: Happy! Sad! Annoyed! Shocked! Flirty! - And now it's paintable, too!
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NovaFrederick 22 Sep @ 10:14am 
Aye, cool pyro.
Dr euthanasia 2 Sep @ 4:33am 
+You're a very kind fella :GDNormal::steamthumbsup:
spongebob 14 Aug @ 1:45pm 
+rep good pyro and very funny
masri 14 Aug @ 1:44pm 
+rep they could never make me hate you
Aisterium 5 Aug @ 12:49pm 
+rep good pyro
IBleedButter 2 Aug @ 10:29am 
+rep pocket medic