You miserable longeared slack assed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a ♥♥♥♥ for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human, but then again you are only the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the world with ♥♥♥♥ for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a ♥♥♥♥ you lying no good cheating bastard with ♥♥♥♥ for brains take a long flying ♥♥♥♥ off your ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw.

Uh...
I don't know what to write here..
So i'm just going to give you the recipe for making waffles.


Ingredients:
2 eggs
2 cups of all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups of milk
1/2 cup of vegetable oil
1 tablespoon of white sugar
4 teaspoons of baking powder
1/4 teaspoon of salt
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract



Steps:
1.Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth.

2.Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot.


12/10 - Would make waffles again.

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