why all the ladies always trippin on me
they be requesting that I be questing
I be the best thing, big stick I swing
can you see my green? drip, drip, Visine
I'm questing (what)
I'm questing (ohh)
Deku Tree, what it be, can't be like me
can't ball like me, y'ain't tall like me
put em all on me, just call on me
'cause magic sticks are growin on me
'cause i got more rings than a cellular phone
I control fairies like I'm Al Capone
if you're comin' inside better put a shield on and face yo destiny alone
Rupees, rupees, rupees, baby

God makes five foot nine, brown eyes, and a sundress
Loves Tim McGraw and a small town accent
Ain't no way that me and this truck made her fall in love
Jack makes good whiskey but God makes the good stuff

Graffiti decorations
Under the sky of dust
A constant wave of tension
On top of broken trust
The lessons that you taught me
I learned were never true
Now I find myself in question
They point the finger at me again
Guilty by association
You point the finger at me again
I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Lyrics
Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah
We can have some more
Nature is a ♥♥♥♥♥
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah

Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? That's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
Hey! Look! Listen!
Hey, look, listen, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? (Screw that!) Legend of Link!

Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop
The great big greedy nincompoop
Augustus Gloop, so big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile.
Come on we cried
The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe
But don't dear children be alarmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Although of course
We must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
Slowly wheels go round and round
And cogs begin to grind and pound
We'll boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes
By god, by grace
A miracle has taken place