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🐝 🚙 🐊 🌏 🎁 💄 🔋 💙 🌋 👑 📕 📒 🕺 🥗 💗 🎽
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman
inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if
you burn, madam."
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with
milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the
sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do
with all that pep and vitality.
👃 🌳 🐳 ⚡ 🐠 💚 🥒 💛 🍆 🎈 🎫 🌸 📀 ⛳ 🏓 👃
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