- rep baby dwight >:(((((

Listen guys, I've got two jobs. I work here, and I have another job at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I'm doing it to put a kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ.

I was a sophomore in college. The university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition. A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and.. and stay in school, came up with a nifty plan where she thought she'd date guys and charge them money. She said she needed my help to make sure that the dates went okay and that the guys payed her. She said she'd give me a percentage. We started making a lot of money, and wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends decided they wanted to be a part of it... Pretty soon there were about fourteen ladies that I was protecting while they gave me money.

We decided that we shouldn't use my real name, so we came up with the name Gator. One day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see. I mean I had gotten out of control and I didn't even realize it, man. One night two of my favorite girls, Candy and Jolene, said we gotta take you in and they dropped me off at the emergency room. That's where I met Sheila. I was a mess. I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again... So as soon as I graduated from college I became an accountant for the police department. The most stable job I could think of. An accountant, for law and order...

I- WHAT FINISH YOUR SENTENCE I SWEAR TO GOD EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THIS BUT WHY WHY WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT SAY THE REST OF THE SENTENCE JUST PLEASE FINISH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING SOON ENOUGH CONVERSATIONS ARE GOING TO DEVOLVE INTO 1 WORD SAID BY EACH PARTY AND TALKING WONT HAVE MEANING AND CONNECTIONS WONT HAVE MEANING AND EVERYTHING WILL BE USELESS AND LIFE WILL NEVER HAVE A MEANING AGAIN

Remember when you used to come to my place after work? You were only interested in one thing, oral. Me going down on you and/or you on me - or maybe 69. Sometimes we'd have a drink and talk before you lifted your skirt to show me your pretty panties or started rubbing me through my pants... Wow, I miss that. I've moved to another area but I'm still on your way home. I'd love for you to start coming by again.