Shleb の最近のレビュー

Where is the button for the online version of breaking this game in half, lighting it on fire with lighter fluid from my dads tool box, peeing on it to put it out, going back inside to change my clothes cause I accidentally got pee on my socks, and then burying it in the backyard? Cause that's what I feel is justified and correct in this situation.

Who made this game? I should have known the game would be absolute hogwash when I realized the characters sometimes didn't move their mouths to speak but you could clearly see my girl characters well defined hymen through her underwear. Then I get thrown into gameplay, which is the most boring and ridiclous quests of running back and forth and pushing F on a few items, without any sort of idea how to play. The camera was abhorent from the beggining, the characters run at a pace resembling syrup, and the screen is filled with the most unexplained and useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You get a horse in the first few seconds, cool! Your horse runs out of stamina after running at gingerbread man pace for a solid 3 minutes, ♥♥♥♥ me! And then to get stamina back you have to sit still or run along at a slow ass pace on your useless characters feet. I played this game for no amount of time, I'll admit, but I am telling you it was enough time to realize this game was made not to be entertaining or groundbreaking it was made to have walking tits for avatars and nothing else.

Probably the best game to play if you grew up with a PS2, it really brings back fond memories. And it promises hours of something, because this game is almost impossible to play without a walkthrough. The randomness of the plot means you'll spend hours wacking your head against your keyboard, garunteed. 10/10