Dinoswif
Will   Valkenswaard, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
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59.8 hours past 2 weeks
10.4 hrs on record
last played on 26 Jan
Balatro
Achievement Progress   12 of 31
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last played on 25 Jan
Slay the Spire
Achievement Progress   1 of 46
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last played on 25 Jan
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
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GamerIsTheNamer 23 Nov, 2018 @ 5:25am 
For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his♥♥♥♥♥
GamerIsTheNamer 23 Nov, 2018 @ 5:24am 
Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?
MaceJa 20 Jan, 2014 @ 10:07am 
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